April Fool's in Matrix Form

This is why I hate April Fool's

	April Fool's Sad News
		Is it true?
			Yes			No
		Congratulations!			Congratulations!
	Yes	You're a pesimistic ass			You're a gullible ass
Did
you
believe?
		Congratulations!			Congratulations!
	No	You're an insenisitive ass			You're a pretentious ass

	April Fool's Happy News
		Is it true?
			Yes			No
		Congratulations!			Congratulations!
	Yes	You're a pompous ass			You're a gullible ass
Did
you
believe?
		Congratulations!			Congratulations!
	No	You're a cynical ass			You're an arrogant ass